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If you're being rung up at a very busy supermarket, and the cashier has to stop ringing to bag your groceries Fucking help them

If you're being rung up at a very busy supermarket, and the cashier has to stop ringing to bag your groceries Fucking help them Actual Advice Mallard
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Hide an extra $20 in your wallet it will come in handy in a pinch

Hide an extra $20 in your wallet it will come in handy in a pinch Actual Advice Mallard
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Always keep your place tidy You never know who you might bring home

Always keep your place tidy You never know who you might bring home Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop looking for work and start looking for opportunities Success is built by founders not followers

Stop looking for work and start looking for opportunities Success is built by founders not followers Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to get billed for picture messages Don't send them

If you don't want to get billed for picture messages Don't send them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever rob a house Look under the fruit stand

If you ever rob a house Look under the fruit stand Actual Advice Mallard
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If a motorcyclist taps the top of his helmet slow down it means there is a cop/speed trap ahead

If a motorcyclist taps the top of his helmet slow down it means there is a cop/speed trap ahead Actual Advice Mallard
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Ladies, if you want to give a good blowjob, but hate the taste of semen. Have your guy cum in the back of your mouth, past your taste buds. He'll really enjoy the deep throat, and you won't taste a thing.

Ladies, if you want to give a good blowjob, but hate the taste of semen. Have your guy cum in the back of your mouth, past your taste buds. He'll really enjoy the deep throat, and you won't taste a thing. Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is tailgating you Turn on your wiper fluid. The back splash will hit their car

If someone is tailgating you Turn on your wiper fluid. The back splash will hit their car Actual Advice Mallard
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listening to earbuds while driving is a good way to get in an accident

listening to earbuds while driving is a good way to get in an accident Actual Advice Mallard
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