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Wanna hit the frontpage? Just make an animated gif from a recently popular video.

Wanna hit the frontpage? Just make an animated gif from a recently popular video.  Actual Advice Mallard

Put important things by your shoes So you don't forget them

Put important things by your shoes So you don't forget them  Actual Advice Mallard

fucking LOSE WEIGHT

 fucking LOSE WEIGHT  Actual Advice Mallard

To fight against fever Cut a potato into thin slice and apply them in a towel on the forehead

To fight against fever Cut a potato into thin slice and apply them in a towel on the forehead  Actual Advice Mallard

Ingest illicit substances For recreation and stress relief

Ingest illicit substances For recreation and stress relief  Actual Advice Mallard

Find out the slowest hours Bring a resume and your application during that time and hand it to a manager, Not during the dinner rush.

Find out the slowest hours Bring a resume and your application during that time and hand it to a manager, Not during the dinner rush.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says she doesn't want to have sex because she thinks she's becoming obese Do not tell her that we can just turn off the lights

If your girlfriend says she doesn't want to have sex because she thinks she's becoming obese Do not tell her that we can just turn off the lights  Actual Advice Mallard

When making a meme, align the text properly It will make it seem more symmetrical and visually appealing

When making a meme, align the text properly It will make it seem more symmetrical and visually appealing  Actual Advice Mallard

Having a hard time pooping? Raise your arms up over your head

Having a hard time pooping? Raise your arms up over your head  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want your significant other to cheat on you Don't blow them off whenever you two make plans together

If you don't want your significant other to cheat on you Don't blow them off whenever you two make plans together  Actual Advice Mallard
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