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Never cheat on your girlfriend. Never, no excuses

Never cheat on your girlfriend. Never, no excuses Actual Advice Mallard
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So here is a duck I am quacking up lol

So here is a duck I am quacking up lol Actual Advice Mallard
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Do two chicks at the same time.

Do two chicks at the same time. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're going to lie so you don't look really bad, tell a lie that makes you look really good then say that's a lie and tell them another lie that only makes you look a little bad

if you're going to lie so you don't look really bad, tell a lie that makes you look really good then say that's a lie and tell them another lie that only makes you look a little bad Actual Advice Mallard
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Hard work spotlights the character of people Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all

Hard work spotlights the character of people Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a dog before having kids It will teach you and your significant other how to discipline consistently

Get a dog before having kids It will teach you and your significant other how to discipline consistently Actual Advice Mallard
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Having a hard time getting out of bed? Try the app "bed time" you wont wake up in the middle of a sleep cycle

Having a hard time getting out of bed? Try the app
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When buying your first home trust nobody, research everything and lube up..

When buying your first home trust nobody, research everything and lube up.. Actual Advice Mallard
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while driving, watch our for the people driving cars with damage the driver has likely been faulted in a fender bender before because if it wasn't their fault, their insurance would have covered it

while driving, watch our for the people driving cars with damage the driver has likely been faulted in a fender bender before because if it wasn't their fault, their insurance would have covered it Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl says she is bored, then asks if you are doing anything later, she wants to do something with you later.

If a girl says she is bored, then asks if you are doing anything later, she wants to do something with you later. Actual Advice Mallard
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