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You shouldn't be sexually active Unless you're realistically willing to deal with the possible long term consequences

You shouldn't be sexually active Unless you're realistically willing to deal with the possible long term consequences  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't afford to buy textbooks? Visit your university library, you can find most of your textbooks there for free.

Can't afford to buy textbooks?
 Visit your university library, you can find most of your textbooks there for free.   Actual Advice Mallard

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If you don't like confession bear memes. Then downvote them in /r/ new once people realize they can't get karma they'll stop

If you don't like confession bear memes. Then downvote them in /r/ new once people realize they can't get karma they'll stop  Actual Advice Mallard

Get oil stains on your clothes? Put cornstarch on it for a few hours to absorb and the oil comes right out.

Get oil stains on your clothes? Put cornstarch on it for a few hours to absorb and the oil comes right out.  Actual Advice Mallard

ifyou have a crush on someone, tell them instead of asking reddit what to do about it

ifyou have a crush on someone, tell them instead of asking reddit what to do about it  Actual Advice Mallard

If unsure about a choice, flip a coin while the coin is in air, you know what you are hoping for

If unsure about a choice, flip a coin while the coin is in air, you know what you are hoping for  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever get the chance to have sex with an obese woman....do it! No matter what part of them you're squeezing on it feels like you're grabbing a tittie!

If you ever get the chance to have sex with an obese woman....do it! No matter what part of them you're squeezing on it feels like you're grabbing a tittie!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're out of lubrication You can always use your saliva

If you're out of lubrication You can always use your saliva  Actual Advice Mallard

Nutella too hard to spread? Put it in the microwave for 20 seconds.

Nutella too hard to spread? Put it in the microwave for 20 seconds.  Actual Advice Mallard
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