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someone asks you if you're ticklish? don't say yes or no, just say that you have diarrhea

someone asks you if you're ticklish? don't say yes or no, just say that you have diarrhea Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't attempt a stable relationship with anyone who starts a sentence with "My therapist told me"

Don't attempt a stable relationship with anyone who starts a sentence with
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Ask your significant other how they liked to be kissed Then kiss them like that. It will change your relationship.

Ask your significant other how they liked to be kissed Then kiss them like that. It will change your relationship. Actual Advice Mallard
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when you are playing a racing game you always turn better if you lean in your chair the direction you're trying to turn

when you are playing a racing game you always turn better if you lean in your chair the direction you're trying to turn Actual Advice Mallard
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When going out to a bar or club with loud music Wear earplugs to save your hearing

When going out to a bar or club with loud music Wear earplugs to save your hearing Actual Advice Mallard
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Getting calls from automated Telemarketers? pressing either 7 or 2 will that company to remove you from the call list

Getting calls from automated Telemarketers? pressing either 7 or 2 will that company to remove you from the call list Actual Advice Mallard
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If another person ever asks if they can borrow your razor for any reason at all say no

If another person ever asks if they can borrow your razor for any reason at all say no Actual Advice Mallard
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IF THE COMMERCIAL VOLUME IS too loud TURN IT DOWN

IF THE COMMERCIAL VOLUME IS too loud TURN IT DOWN Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're bullying someone Stop. You will deeply regret it as you get older.

If you're bullying someone Stop. You will deeply regret it as you get older. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get rear ended on a freeway stay in your vehicle. Do not get out to inspect damage unless police arrive or you are somewhere safe.

If you get rear ended on a freeway stay in your vehicle. Do not get out to inspect damage unless police arrive or you are somewhere safe. Actual Advice Mallard
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