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If you can't make the ladies swoon. Make them laugh.

If you can't make the ladies swoon. Make them laugh.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you eat snacks at your computer place them in the palm of your non-dominant hand so the crumbs won't touch your keyboard or mouse

If you eat snacks at your computer place them in the palm of your non-dominant hand so the crumbs won't touch your keyboard or mouse  Actual Advice Mallard

turn on airplane mode it will prevent in-game ads

turn on airplane mode it will prevent in-game ads  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want your handwritten words to be visible? Don't scribble over them, write random words over them so they can't be distinguished from what you wrote originally

Don't want your handwritten words to be visible? Don't scribble over them, write random words over them so they can't be distinguished from what you wrote originally  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont post a good idea at night No one will ever see it and you wont get any karma

Dont post a good idea at night No one will ever see it and you wont get any karma  Actual Advice Mallard

Writing a paper graded on length and you need an extra paragraph? Use search and replace to change all punctuation marks to 14 pt font.

Writing a paper graded on length and you need an extra paragraph? Use search and replace to change all punctuation marks to 14 pt font.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have Reddit bookmarked, add /r/random to the address Everytime you visit Reddit you first discover a new sub

If you have Reddit bookmarked, add /r/random to the address Everytime you visit Reddit you first discover a new sub  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to take a shit in a public bathroom Check to make sure the TP is stocked

If you have to take a shit in a public bathroom Check to make sure the TP is stocked  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't focus on dating too much They are not worth it. Other things are more important.

Don't focus on dating too much They are not worth it. Other things are more important.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want some free karma? copy a post from /r/lifeprotips and paste it over me

Want some free karma? copy a post from /r/lifeprotips and paste it over me  Actual Advice Mallard
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