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Finds out Adiva is scared of lizards posts a pic of a duck -_-

Finds out Adiva is scared of lizards posts a pic of a duck -_- Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't feel like spending money on condoms? go to your school's student health center and ask for some. they have plenty.

Don't feel like spending money on condoms? go to your school's student health center and ask for some. they have plenty. Actual Advice Mallard
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small people talk about other people; average people talk about "things". great people talk about ideas

small people talk about other people; average people talk about
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If you want to take a day off work, tell your boss you have diarrhea. No one questions diarrhea

If you want to take a day off work, tell your boss you have diarrhea. No one questions diarrhea Actual Advice Mallard
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oral sex + gum think.

oral sex + gum think. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wash and dry your socks in a mesh laundry bag You won't lose any or have to hunt for them through a pile of laundry

Wash and dry your socks in a mesh laundry bag You won't lose any or have to hunt for them through a pile of laundry Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your comment to be seen. Piggy-back on a high rated one.

If you want your comment to be seen. Piggy-back on a high rated one. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to assert your greater wisdom Don't say "us" when you mean "we"

If you're going to assert your greater wisdom Don't say
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When you're dating a girl, take a good look at her mother Because that's your future.

When you're dating a girl, take a good look at her mother Because that's your future. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your using the restroom pull down your pants first

If your using the restroom pull down your pants first Actual Advice Mallard
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