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if you are religious you should probably kill yourself

if you are religious you should probably kill yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone invites you to a party Accept or Decline the invite as quick as possible. It will save the host a ton of unnecessary stress.

If someone invites you to a party Accept or Decline the invite as quick as possible. It will save the host a ton of unnecessary stress.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you EVER want a job Don't get the neck tattoo!

If you EVER want a job Don't get the neck tattoo!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want things to work with a future girlfriend Don't assume they will be like your ex girlfriends

If you want things to work with a future girlfriend Don't assume they will be like your ex girlfriends  Actual Advice Mallard

open car door for girl so you can fart on the way to your door

open car door for girl so you can fart on the way to your door  Actual Advice Mallard

Check engine light? Check your gas cap. It may be missing, worn out, or not tight.

Check engine light? Check your gas cap.  It may be missing, worn out, or not tight.  Actual Advice Mallard

sing in the shower? Don't stop singing when you start masturbating. Dead giveaway.

sing in the shower? Don't stop singing when you start masturbating. Dead giveaway.  Actual Advice Mallard

pengen buat postingan meme lucu dan kreatif? pelajari meme di knowyourmeme.com biar gak salah meme

pengen buat postingan meme lucu dan kreatif? pelajari meme di knowyourmeme.com biar gak salah meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Depressed? You are suffering from a serious condition that cannot be overcome by positive attitude or willpower. Seek professional help.

Depressed? You are suffering from a serious condition that cannot be overcome by positive attitude or willpower. Seek professional help.  Actual Advice Mallard

Take a break We'll be fine for a while

Take a break We'll be fine for a while  Actual Advice Mallard
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