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if you aren't even getting emails back from companies you apply to get off reddit

if you aren't even getting emails back from companies you apply to get off reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you pocket dial your parents Don't tell them it was a pocket dial. just tell them you called to say "I love you"

If you pocket dial your parents Don't tell them it was a pocket dial. just tell them you called to say

Write your college papers on a blog such as blogspot, blogger, or wordpress You can edit them on any phone or computer with internet connection, then format it in Microsoft Word later

Write your college papers on a blog such as blogspot, blogger, or wordpress You can edit them on any phone or computer with internet connection, then format it in Microsoft Word later  Actual Advice Mallard

Go ahead and speed The officers are busy doing other stuff

Go ahead and speed The officers are busy doing other stuff  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont use anything other than imgur its a pain in the ass for res users

Dont use anything other than imgur its a pain in the ass for res users  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont buy deodorant that smells like candy The Mosquitos will eat you alive

Dont buy deodorant that smells like candy The Mosquitos will eat you alive  Actual Advice Mallard

If your ex-girlfriend ain't looking half bad its time to take your drunk ass home

If your ex-girlfriend ain't looking half bad its time to take your drunk ass home  Actual Advice Mallard

Always invert the last two numbers if she give you the right number she'll correct you, otherwise she'll don't give a duck

Always invert the last two numbers if she give you the right number she'll correct you, otherwise she'll don't give a duck  Actual Advice Mallard

When you know you're right but an argument is looming Ask yourself if you would rather be right or happy

When you know you're right but an argument is looming Ask yourself if you would rather be right or happy  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want fresh fries order them without salt

If you want fresh fries order them without salt  Actual Advice Mallard
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