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If you try something and mess up, keep trying It's called practice.

If you try something and mess up, keep trying It's called practice.  Actual Advice Mallard

Store your used plastic shopping bags inside of empty paper towel rolls, It will save you a lot of room in your drawers and will keep them tidy.

Store your used plastic shopping bags inside of empty paper towel rolls, It will save you a lot of room in your drawers and will keep them tidy.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never pass up an opportunity to pee or charge your cell phone

Never pass up an opportunity to pee or charge your cell phone  Actual Advice Mallard

Homemade cookies not soft anymore? Put the cookies in a container with a piece of bread.

Homemade cookies not soft anymore? Put the cookies in a container with a piece of bread.  Actual Advice Mallard

IF you want to stay in friday night and play videogames but have a girlfriend take her out to an early dinner and give her a couple drinks. she will fall asleep early leaving you to play all night

IF you want to stay in friday night and play videogames but have a girlfriend take her out to an early dinner and give her a couple drinks. she will fall asleep early leaving you to play all night  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to quickly calculate a 15-20% tip just take the tax on the receipt and double it

Trying to quickly calculate a 15-20% tip just take the tax on the receipt and double it  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because she writes hearts to you Dosen't mean she wants the "d"

Just because she writes hearts to you Dosen't mean she wants the

Don't down vote everything that's new There's some good content and you're just being an asshole

Don't down vote everything that's new There's some good content and you're just being an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

Love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit

Love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit  Actual Advice Mallard

Only us Ameristralian's can call each other cunts Cunts

Only us Ameristralian's can call each other cunts Cunts   Actual Advice Mallard
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