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Take a clear picture of the messages on your computer along with you and the newspaper of the day you received them It'll look a lot more legit in court and is much harder to fake for lawyers/benefit of the doubters

Take a clear picture of the messages on your computer along with you and the newspaper of the day you received them It'll look a lot more legit in court and is much harder to fake for lawyers/benefit of the doubters  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't swallow popcorn kernals before you go to the tanning bed or else they will pop in your stomach

Don't swallow popcorn kernals before you go to the tanning bed or else they will pop in your stomach  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see anyone wearing a fanny pack after 1995 They aren't an idiot, they're locked and loaded

If you see anyone wearing a fanny pack after 1995 They aren't an idiot, they're locked and loaded  Actual Advice Mallard

if life has no meaning give it some definition

if life has no meaning give it some definition  Actual Advice Mallard

If you upvote or Downvote everything you look at on your mobile device when you switch to your computer you'll know what you have already looked at

If you upvote or Downvote everything you look at on your mobile device when you switch to  your computer you'll know what you have already looked at  Actual Advice Mallard

If a driver rolls back slightly as you approach them stopped on a hill they're letting you know they have a manual transmission and not to get too close

If a driver rolls back slightly as you approach them stopped on a hill they're letting you know they have a manual transmission and not to get too close  Actual Advice Mallard

If you;re going to go out and do something dangerous Don't go alone

If you;re going to go out and do something dangerous Don't go alone  Actual Advice Mallard

Bored and in the mood to snack? Nibble on something small and try to drink 2 tall glasses of water. It'll satisfy you until your next meal.

Bored and in the mood to snack? Nibble on something small and try to drink 2 tall glasses of water. It'll satisfy you until your next meal.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to sleep with the spins put one foot on the floor, it will make the spins go away depending on the severity

If you're trying to sleep with the spins put one foot on the floor, it will make the spins go away depending on the severity  Actual Advice Mallard

If you really hate our Western society and what it stands for, and want to change it Get the fuck out and move to a country that practices what you believe in

If you really hate our Western society and what it stands for, and want to change it Get the fuck out and move to a country that practices what you believe in  Actual Advice Mallard
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