Actual Advice Mallard

If Shes willing to cheat on you She definitely isn't the one

If Shes willing to cheat on you She definitely isn't the one  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a bad gag reflex? Squeeze your left thumb in the same hand.

Have a bad gag reflex? Squeeze your left thumb in the same hand.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to quickly fix any PC problem that you can't find a solution for? Google harder.

Want to quickly fix any PC problem that you can't find a solution for? Google harder.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you learn to laugh at yourself embarrassing moment wont haunt you for the rest of your life.

If you learn to laugh at yourself  embarrassing moment wont haunt you for the rest of your life.   Actual Advice Mallard

If a woman is just as happy sitting at home playing video games as she is going on an expensive date She's not

If a woman is just as happy sitting at home playing video games as she is going on an expensive date She's not  Actual Advice Mallard

When writing admissions essays to multiple schools write your bottom school choices' essays first so you've had the opportunity to really refine your statements by the time you get to your top choice's application.

When writing admissions essays to multiple schools write your bottom school choices' essays first so you've had the opportunity to really refine your statements by the time you get to your top choice's application.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you always sit in the middle chair in a row You will never have to awkwardly let people around you

If you always sit in the middle chair in a row You will never have to awkwardly let people around you  Actual Advice Mallard

When farting in the bathroom Use a wad of toilet paper to muffle your asshole

When farting in the bathroom Use a wad of toilet paper to muffle your asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't trust the title of a link It can often be misleading or wrong

Don't trust the title of a link  It can often be misleading or wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

If you cut yourself while shaving Put lotion on the cut instead of blotting it with toilet paper.

If you cut yourself while shaving Put lotion on the cut instead of blotting it with toilet paper.  Actual Advice Mallard
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