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to avoid loud poop plops in public restrooms place piece of toilet paper on top of toilet water

to avoid loud poop plops in public restrooms place piece of toilet paper on top of toilet water  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want Jehovahs coming back? Answer the door naked.

Don't want Jehovahs coming back? Answer the door naked.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you have brain freeze press your tongue against the roof of your mouth to cure it

When you have brain freeze press your tongue against the roof of your mouth to cure it  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack Quack Quack Quack

Quack Quack Quack Quack  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't think of an original duck meme? Create another one complaining about how they are everywhere

Can't think of an original duck meme? Create another one complaining about how they are everywhere  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're unhappy with a website's search engine google using using the following syntax (without quotations): "site:example.com keywords"

if you're unhappy with a website's search engine google using using the following syntax (without quotations):

Never text somebody While sexting your SO

Never text somebody  While sexting your SO  Actual Advice Mallard

Bad company corrupts good character The same goes for 'entertainment'

Bad company corrupts good character The same goes for 'entertainment'  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone offering advice says "they say that......" Ask them who "they" are.

If someone offering advice says

Always clap after a bad performance Just remember that it could have been longer

Always clap after a bad 
performance Just remember that it could have been longer  Actual Advice Mallard
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