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If you have a roommate, S.O., and iPhone use the "find friends" app to alert you when they are close to getting back

If you have a roommate, S.O., and iPhone use the

BE NICE TO YOUR WAITER/WAITRESS YOU'LL RECEIVE BETTER SERVICE AND ENJOY YOUR DINING EXPERIENCE A LOT MORE

BE NICE TO YOUR WAITER/WAITRESS  YOU'LL RECEIVE BETTER SERVICE AND ENJOY YOUR DINING EXPERIENCE A LOT MORE  Actual Advice Mallard

Wear briefs Tits aren't the only thing affected by gravity over time

Wear briefs Tits aren't the only thing affected by gravity over time  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't text "I love you" as april fools You may hurt somebody's feelings.

Don't text

if you like a tv show but haven't caught up don't like it on facebook

if you like a tv show but haven't caught up don't like it on facebook  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't download a meme on quickmeme? Use the windows snipping tool

Can't download a meme on quickmeme? Use the windows snipping tool  Actual Advice Mallard

When any employee is actually helpful tell their manager, they usually get some sort of small bonus

When any employee is actually helpful tell their manager, they usually get some sort of small bonus  Actual Advice Mallard

If your in treatment and thinking about using. Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it's still a good idea.

If your in treatment and thinking about using. Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it's still a good idea.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you are drunk and go to sleep, have some water in your room You will be so thirsty when you wake up

When you are drunk and go to sleep, have some water in your room You will be so thirsty when you wake up  Actual Advice Mallard

If your having trouble meeting people on free dating sites try using one that requires you to pay. If they are paying they are more likely to pay attention.

If your having trouble meeting people on free dating sites try using one that requires you to pay. If they are paying they are more likely to pay attention.  Actual Advice Mallard
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