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do not wake your mother up! Please wake daddy - It is mother's day

do not wake your mother up! Please wake daddy - It is mother's day Actual Advice Mallard
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if you've just been smoking and your eye itches use the hand you weren't smoking with, both nicotine and marijuana irritate your eyes and the residue will just make it itch more

if you've just been smoking and your eye itches use the hand you weren't smoking with, both nicotine and marijuana irritate your eyes and the residue will just make it itch more Actual Advice Mallard
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Want more comment karma Comment on reddit.com/new for better luck

Want more comment karma Comment on reddit.com/new for better luck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you're gonna be throw up Clear your bowels first

If you think you're gonna be throw up Clear your bowels first Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a quick way to test if your car's alternator is working? Put a metal screwdriver near the back of the alternator, if it's working it will magnetically attract the screwdriver.

Want a quick way to test if your car's alternator is working? Put a metal screwdriver near the back of the alternator, if it's working it will magnetically attract the screwdriver. Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a Big Mac for less than $2 Order: a mcdouble with no ketchup, no mustard, add mac sauce,add lettuce,on a mac bun

Get a Big Mac for less than $2 Order: a mcdouble with no ketchup, no mustard, add mac sauce,add lettuce,on a mac bun Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried your phone might turn on in class? Put a pair of headphones in so it won't make any noise.

Worried your phone might turn on in class? Put a pair of headphones in so it won't make any noise. Actual Advice Mallard
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To get hyenas to consume your genitals rub them liberally with beef blood, first.

To get hyenas to consume your genitals rub them liberally with beef blood, first. Actual Advice Mallard
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Peeing after sex can reduce the risk of a UTI

Peeing after sex can reduce the risk of a UTI Actual Advice Mallard
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We are influenced by our past actions, and we can try to influence our future actions But the only period of time in which we can truly control what we do is the approximate half-second called "now"

We are influenced by our past actions, and we can try to influence our future actions But the only period of time in which we can truly control what we do is the approximate half-second called
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