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get off the internet

 get off the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

If you mess up the lyrics singing along to a song, just say "REMIX!" People will think you did it on purpose.

If you mess up the lyrics singing along to a song, just say

If you're going to post a scientific claim with Actual Advice Mallard Check a credible source first

If you're going to post a scientific claim with Actual Advice Mallard Check a credible source first  Actual Advice Mallard

Have an erection? Flex your legs, it directs the blood away from the penis.

Have an erection? Flex your legs, it directs the blood away from the penis.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never stick your finger Where you wouldn't stick your face.

Never stick your finger Where you wouldn't stick your face.  Actual Advice Mallard

Give Your Child a Head Start on a Good credit score Add them to your Credit Card Account, but don't tell them

Give Your Child a Head Start on a Good credit score Add them to your Credit Card Account, but don't tell them  Actual Advice Mallard

Someone makes a retarded reddit post Quote the post and name for karma when it is deleted

Someone makes a retarded reddit post Quote the post and name for karma when it is deleted  Actual Advice Mallard

Female mallards have a vagina that corkscrews in the opposite direction as your penis

Female mallards have a vagina  that corkscrews in the opposite direction as your penis  Actual Advice Mallard

Always carry a dollar in quarters with you You'll always be able to make change, and your pockets won't be heavy

Always carry a dollar in quarters with you You'll always be able to make change, and your pockets won't be heavy  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't masturbate with head and shoulders shampoo

Don't masturbate with head and shoulders shampoo  Actual Advice Mallard
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