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Most Recorded auto-calls can be unsubscribed from by pressing "9" If you get a live person tell them it's a business line and they will take your number off the list

Most Recorded auto-calls can be unsubscribed from by pressing
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If you are overweight and want to go jogging Pretend you are running away from something terrifying, people might even join you

If you are overweight and want to go jogging Pretend you are running away from something terrifying, people might even join you Actual Advice Mallard
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Muscle cramps? Restless leg syndrome? take magnesium

Muscle cramps? Restless leg syndrome? take magnesium Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to "make room for dessert" You probably don't need dessert

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If you are planning to eat fast food bring a drink with you or order water Most fast food places make the majority of their profits from beverage sales. You'll be surprised how much money you'll save in the long run.

If you are planning to eat fast food bring a drink with you or order water Most fast food places make the majority of their profits from beverage sales. You'll be surprised how much money you'll save in the long run. Actual Advice Mallard
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Increase the amount of bass and sound clarity of your in-ear headphones. By applying the smallest size of earbuds

Increase the amount of bass and sound clarity of your in-ear headphones. By applying the smallest size of earbuds Actual Advice Mallard
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Father's Day is in one week Mail cards on Monday

Father's Day is in one week Mail cards on Monday Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to be a better cook Watch "good eats" you will not only learn some great recipes, but also the high ents behind them

If you want to be a better cook Watch
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If your not in his target demographic Don't make fun of justin Beiber

If your not in his target demographic Don't make fun of justin Beiber Actual Advice Mallard
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before walking into a dark room close one eye for 30 seconds it'll adapt to the darkness and give you nightvision

before walking into a dark room close one eye for 30 seconds it'll adapt to the darkness and give you nightvision Actual Advice Mallard
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