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Are your friends discussing a reference or phrase you don't know? Don't be ashamed. Casually google it on your phone and learn something new.

Are your friends discussing a reference or phrase you don't know? Don't be ashamed.  Casually google it on your phone and learn something new.  Actual Advice Mallard

need more link karma? post your weed on /r/trees

need more link karma? post your weed on /r/trees  Actual Advice Mallard

Family Vacation Photo's Not generating Karma in r/aww? Re-Post to r/Pics with the title: "Reddit, help me find the owner of this camera"

Family Vacation Photo's Not generating Karma in r/aww? Re-Post to r/Pics with the title:

If you're suffering from a sinus headache do a couple of push-ups to relieve the pain

If you're suffering from a sinus headache do a couple of push-ups to relieve the pain  Actual Advice Mallard

Baby teething? Give that kid a frozen eggo waffle.

Baby teething? Give that kid a frozen eggo waffle.  Actual Advice Mallard

Ice cream too hard? Put it in a plastic bag before you put it back in the freezer.

Ice cream too hard? Put it in a plastic bag before you put it back in the freezer.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need cigarettes at the self-checkout scan an alcoholic beverage. The attendant is more likely to come check your ID than to show up when just paged

If you need cigarettes at the self-checkout scan an alcoholic beverage. The attendant is more likely to come check your ID than to show up when just paged  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make the front page? Take a Confession Bear post and turn it into a Scumbag Steve meme.

Want to make the front page? Take a Confession Bear post and turn it into a Scumbag Steve meme.  Actual Advice Mallard

When trying to sneak around your house. Walk along the edges, they wont creek.

When trying to sneak around your house. Walk along the edges, they wont creek.  Actual Advice Mallard

Wash your hands with cold water after going to the bathroom so people will know you washed them

Wash your hands with cold water after going to the bathroom so people will know you washed them  Actual Advice Mallard
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