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If you claim to be an atheist, that's fine don't make all other atheists look like douchebags.

If you claim to be an atheist, that's fine don't make all other atheists look like douchebags.    Actual Advice Mallard

Take one too many classes then drop the worst one before the deadline.

Take one too many classes then drop the worst one before the deadline.  Actual Advice Mallard

have to walk for a while in the cold? throw your coat in the dryer for 10 minutes

have to walk for a while in the cold? throw your coat in the dryer for 10 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you cut yourself and can't get stiches use non toxic superglue. it will seal the cut up

If you cut yourself and can't get stiches use non toxic superglue. it will seal the cut up  Actual Advice Mallard

To input a fraction (like 3/4) in excel typing '3/4' means "March 4th" in Excel. Type '0 3/4' instead.

To input a fraction (like 3/4) in excel typing '3/4' means

Dear sir/madam: are you, a friend, or a loved one interested in producing an entertaining meme but at the same time do not wish for the text elements to be so ridiculously miniscule that they are virtually illegible without zooming all the way in to enlar

Dear sir/madam: are you, a friend, or a loved one interested in producing an entertaining meme but at the same time do not wish for the text elements to be so ridiculously miniscule that they are virtually illegible without zooming all the way in to enlar  Actual Advice Mallard

ANAL SEX is not as glamorous in real life

ANAL SEX is not as glamorous in real life  Actual Advice Mallard

if you run out of tooth paste cut out the bottom and there will be some left

if you run out of tooth paste  cut out the bottom and there will be some left  Actual Advice Mallard

Interested in joining a club? CESS is a great choice.

Interested in joining a club? CESS is a great choice.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of ketchup pre-cum? Shake the bottle before you use it

Want to get rid of ketchup pre-cum? Shake the bottle before you use it  Actual Advice Mallard
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