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I'm a sexy duck A very sexy duck

I'm a sexy duck A very sexy duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you've been cutting jalapenos Wash your hands before you masturbate

If you've been cutting jalapenos Wash your hands before you masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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A firm handshake and eye contact Will make the interviewer take you seriously and respect you more

A firm handshake and eye contact Will make the interviewer take you seriously and respect you more Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't believe everything you see on Reddit straight away Reddit is part of the Internet, and the Internet is full of lies and false information.

Don't believe everything you see on Reddit straight away Reddit is part of the Internet, and the Internet is full of lies and false information. Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone tells you that they used to like you odds are they still do

if someone tells you that they used to like you odds are they still do Actual Advice Mallard
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Just cut nails? Run them along your jeans if you don't have a filer

Just cut nails? Run them along your jeans if you don't have a filer Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be a dick to people especially ones who you might need later in life

Don't be a dick to people especially ones who you might need later in life Actual Advice Mallard
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If it's your cake day and you don't have anything to post Just post about not having anything to post about

If it's your cake day and you don't have anything to post Just post about not having anything to post about Actual Advice Mallard
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If you go to a restaurant where most of the clientele is over 300 pounds you probably shouldn't be eating there.

If you go to a restaurant where most of the clientele is over 300 pounds you probably shouldn't be eating there. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to yell you've lost the argument

If you have to yell you've lost the argument Actual Advice Mallard
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