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If you get paid a wage, and you live in a Capitalist Economy It's a pyramid scheme.

If you get paid a wage, and you live in a Capitalist Economy It's a pyramid scheme. Actual Advice Mallard
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Leave reddit open People won't leave you anything that way. and gifts are bad coming from straners I can add more capions? I guess I knew that

Leave reddit open People won't leave you anything that way. and gifts are bad coming from straners I can add more capions? I guess I knew that Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go to a bar to meet women Most of the time they're not flirting but only want you to buy them a drink

Don't go to a bar to meet women Most of the time they're not flirting but only want you to buy them a drink Actual Advice Mallard
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post right before you go to sleep if it is successful you will have a pleasant surprise in the morning

post right before you go to sleep if it is successful you will have a pleasant surprise in the morning Actual Advice Mallard
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If your smoking next to someone who doesn't smoke They don't like it and would prefer you move

If your smoking next to someone who doesn't smoke They don't like it and would prefer you move Actual Advice Mallard
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If it's a hot Summer day water will help you stay hydrated

If it's a hot Summer day water will help you stay hydrated Actual Advice Mallard
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don't put excessive amounts of soap in your garbage disposal like grease, it acts as a glue to trap food debris and causes a rotten smell

don't put excessive amounts of soap in your garbage disposal like grease, it acts as a glue to trap food debris and causes a rotten smell Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell new girlfriends you've never came from a blowjob They will want to make you try and feel like they have achieved something when you do.

Tell new girlfriends you've never came from a blowjob They will want to make you try and feel like they have achieved something when you do. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a woman and you know a man, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you.

If you're a woman and you know a man, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're tall don't move into a place with a short showerhead

If you're tall don't move into a place with a short showerhead Actual Advice Mallard
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