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if you e-mail your resume, use a .pdf file it looks much more professional to employers

if you e-mail your resume, use a .pdf file it looks much more professional to employers Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wake up with a really painful leg cramp Quickly point your toes up towards your face to stop it

If you wake up with a really painful leg cramp Quickly point your toes up towards your face to stop it Actual Advice Mallard
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When makeing a new post check the first pages of r/new to make sure your not copying someone else

When makeing a new post check the first pages of r/new to make sure your not copying someone else Actual Advice Mallard
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Always compliment a girl on a new hair cut she'll be impressed you noticed and was probably self conscious about it anyway

Always compliment a girl on a new hair cut she'll be impressed you noticed and was probably self conscious about it anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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When you disagree with someone and make a reply to them Upvote their comment so more people will see your post.

When you disagree with someone and make a reply to them Upvote their comment so more people will see your post. Actual Advice Mallard
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buy expensive clothes at your favorite retailers when they're having >50% sales then return them after the sale is done without the receipt. you'll get store credit for the original amount.

buy expensive clothes at your favorite retailers when they're having >50% sales then return them after the sale is done without the receipt. you'll get store credit for the original amount. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want a messy orgasm? Press firmly between your balls and ass just before you come

Don't want a messy orgasm? Press firmly between your balls and ass just before you come Actual Advice Mallard
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Cook bacon the morning after a party at your parents house because bacon is fucking awesome

Cook bacon the morning after a party at your parents house because bacon is fucking awesome Actual Advice Mallard
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Sunburn? Dab used black tea bags on it. The tannic acid will help it heal fast

Sunburn? Dab used black tea bags on it. The tannic acid will help it heal fast Actual Advice Mallard
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NEVER POUR USED COOKING OIL DOWN THE SINK POUR IT IN THE BIN, OTHERWISE OVERTIME IT WILL CLOG YOUR DRAIN WHICH YOU'L NEED TO GET FIXED

NEVER POUR USED COOKING OIL DOWN THE SINK POUR IT IN THE BIN, OTHERWISE OVERTIME IT WILL CLOG YOUR DRAIN WHICH YOU'L NEED TO GET FIXED Actual Advice Mallard
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