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waiting for a girl to arrive any minute? You still have time to put hand towels out and a fresh bag in the bathroom trash bin

waiting for a girl to arrive any minute? You still have time to put hand towels out and a fresh bag in the bathroom trash bin  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't park like an asshole.

Don't park like an asshole.   Actual Advice Mallard

When ordering at a fast food restaurant ask for fries with no salt so they have to make them fresh

When ordering at a fast food restaurant ask for fries with no salt so they have to make them fresh  Actual Advice Mallard

out of aa batteries? use aaa's with foil, works just as well

out of aa batteries? use aaa's with foil, works just as well  Actual Advice Mallard

If I tell you that a duck can pull a truck You better hook that motherfucker up!!

If I tell you that a duck  can pull a truck You better hook that motherfucker up!!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you dislocate your shoulder, you can make it feel better Painfully snap it back in

If you dislocate your shoulder, you can make it feel better Painfully snap it back in  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be a Dick

Don't be a Dick  Actual Advice Mallard

Tomato stains on your tupperware? Put them in the sun and it will clear up.

Tomato stains on your tupperware? Put them in the sun and it will clear up.  Actual Advice Mallard

writing notes with your off hand will keep you awake during early morning classes

writing notes with your          off hand will keep you awake during early morning classes  Actual Advice Mallard

Want a successful submission? Take a glance at /new, your post may already be there.

Want a successful submission? Take a glance at /new, your post may already be there.  Actual Advice Mallard
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