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If you want to make the front page quickly Just take a photo of yourself doing something "down-to-earth". It'll make you appear attainable to neckbeards

If you want to make the front page quickly Just take a photo of yourself doing something

If you are able to recognize every single repost You probably spend too much time on the internet

If you are able to recognize every single repost You probably spend too much time on the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

Moving to Australia because the women have big boobs is not a good idea

Moving to Australia because the women have big boobs is not a good idea  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to lie about doing something Don't post a picture of it on reddit

If you're going to lie about doing something Don't post a picture of it on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Drink lots of water at work You'll be healthier and get paid to use the bathroom a lot

Drink lots of water at work You'll be healthier and get paid to use the bathroom a lot  Actual Advice Mallard

If Everywhere you go it smells like shit Maybe it's time to check your own shoes

If Everywhere you go it smells like shit Maybe it's time to check your own shoes  Actual Advice Mallard

Pay the $8 Netflix fee If you don't want Arrested Development to get canceled again

Pay the $8 Netflix fee If you don't want Arrested Development to get canceled again  Actual Advice Mallard

if you dont know which side of the car your gas tank is on look to the little arrow next to your fuel gage, it tells you where the tank is located

if you dont know which side of the car your gas tank is on  look to the little arrow next to your fuel gage, it tells you where the tank is located  Actual Advice Mallard

Fill a 20 oz bottle with water and put it in your toilet's tank you'll save 20 oz of water everytime you flush

Fill a 20 oz bottle with water and put it in your toilet's tank you'll save 20 oz of water everytime you flush  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a girl over, and you need a warning of when your mom is coming home offer to took dinner and have her call 30 minutes before she gets back so you can start dinner, and you won't get caught

If you have a girl over,  and you need a warning of when your mom is coming home offer to took dinner and have her call 30 minutes before she gets back so you can start dinner, and you won't get caught  Actual Advice Mallard
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