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Bread stuck in toaster? Use a fork

Bread stuck in toaster? Use a fork Actual Advice Mallard
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Swallow and then hold your breath to move your Adams apple up Makes shaving your neck a lot easier

Swallow and then hold your breath to move your Adams apple up Makes shaving your neck a lot easier Actual Advice Mallard
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Does your ISP block the pirate bay? ukbay.org

Does your ISP block the pirate bay? ukbay.org Actual Advice Mallard
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the next time you order pizza, try picking it up instead of delivery it usually tastes better

the next time you order pizza, try picking it up instead of delivery it usually tastes better Actual Advice Mallard
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When checking out girl with poofy coat Look at legs to see if she is proper weight

When checking out girl with poofy coat Look at legs to see if she is proper weight Actual Advice Mallard
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Embarrassed about ordering too much food? Order two drinks so it looks like you got food for two! Bonus: More soda!

Embarrassed about ordering too much food? Order two drinks so it looks like you got food for two! Bonus: More soda! Actual Advice Mallard
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Put your phone on loud before you go out on saturday night you're going to want the ringtone when you desperately search for it in the morning

Put your phone on loud before you go out on saturday night you're going to want the ringtone when you desperately search for it in the morning Actual Advice Mallard
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The Meaning of life It's called, "The Bible" dummy

The Meaning of life It's called,
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If your glazed donut is hard Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds

If your glazed donut is hard Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds Actual Advice Mallard
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You're outside with a frozen lock? Squirt some hand sanitizer in the lock,the heavy alcohol content will break down the ice.

You're outside with a frozen lock? Squirt some hand sanitizer in the lock,the heavy alcohol content will break down the ice. Actual Advice Mallard
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