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Shower Your dingus

Shower Your dingus Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have no time for intimacy because of your kids send them off on a sleepover

If you have no time for intimacy because of your kids send them off on a sleepover Actual Advice Mallard
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If buying a used car: Find one 2k dollars under your budget There may be a mechanical reason someone let it go, and you may have to pay to fix it.

If buying a used car: Find one 2k dollars under your budget There may be a mechanical reason someone let it go, and you may have to pay to fix it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Need motivation to clean up? Watch an episode of hoarders

Need motivation to clean up? Watch an episode of hoarders Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't like either the Republican or Democrat nominees in an election look into the independents running. odds are you'll find one that you really like and are willing to cast your vote for instead of picking the lesser of two evils.

If you don't like either the Republican or Democrat nominees in an election look into the independents running. odds are you'll find one that you really like and are willing to cast your vote for instead of picking the lesser of two evils. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never rage delete an essay if you misinterpreted the question save it and start a new document as you may find a way to relate some points you made in the old document

Never rage delete an essay if you misinterpreted the question save it and start a new document as you may find a way to relate some points you made in the old document Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're being tail-gated, move to the right it's either an aggressive driver you don't want near you or a cop you're pissing off

If you're being tail-gated, move to the right it's either an aggressive driver you don't want near you or a cop you're pissing off Actual Advice Mallard
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Never masturbate After making Jalapenos poppers for dinner

Never masturbate After making Jalapenos poppers for dinner Actual Advice Mallard
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if your partner inserts his thumb into your anus and you don't like it speak up, or his penis may be next

if your partner inserts his thumb into your anus and you don't like it speak up, or his penis may be next Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are on the adventure of extreme weight-loss make short-term small goals, instead of one huge goal

If you are on the adventure of extreme weight-loss make short-term small goals, instead of one huge goal Actual Advice Mallard
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