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if you ever help out a celebrity and they ask if you know them, say no They'll think it was a random act of kindness and probably reward you

if you ever help out a celebrity and they ask if you know them, say no They'll think it was a random act of kindness and probably reward you Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of the store bread molding in a couple of days? Keep the bread in the freezer overnight. It keeps for much much longer.

Tired of the store bread molding in a couple of days? Keep the bread in the freezer overnight. It keeps for much much longer. Actual Advice Mallard
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Taking a vacation or a long drive somewhere? Bring a second set of car keys for backup incase your first set gets lost or damaged

Taking a vacation or a long drive somewhere? Bring a second set of car keys for backup incase your first set gets lost or damaged Actual Advice Mallard
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If you really want to go on a date with a girl ask her whats her favorite movie and say you haven't seen it and you really want too she will most likely say '' omg you have to see it with me''

If you really want to go on a date with a girl ask her whats her favorite movie and say you haven't seen it and you really want too she will most likely say '' omg you have to see it with me'' Actual Advice Mallard
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FUCKING DON'T TRY TO INVADE RUSSIA

FUCKING DON'T TRY TO INVADE RUSSIA Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make advice memes about parenting They just lead to reductionist, holier-than-thou circlejerks which help nobody.

Don't make advice memes about parenting They just lead to reductionist, holier-than-thou circlejerks which help nobody. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your girlfriend says "I don't care, whatever you want" Go somewhere new and unexpected, *NOT* the same place you always go

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When using "Whitening" toothpaste, many people brush harder, instinctively Don't do it - you will be doing more harm than good

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Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Pay closer attention when she talks.

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Pay closer attention when she talks. Actual Advice Mallard
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When imgur is down put 'i.' in front of the url and '.jpg' at the end

When imgur is down put 'i.' in front of the url and '.jpg' at the end Actual Advice Mallard
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