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Never set your favorite song as an alarm You will learn to hate it

Never set your favorite song as an alarm You will learn to hate it Actual Advice Mallard
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Park in the first available spot Finding a better spot takes longer than walking from the far end of the lot and back

Park in the first available spot Finding a better spot takes longer than walking from the far end of the lot and back Actual Advice Mallard
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Never put your dick in crazy

Never put your dick in crazy Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have something wrong with you Don't go to Google for a diagnosis

If you have something wrong with you Don't go to Google for a diagnosis Actual Advice Mallard
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If the toilet seat is up in a bathroom stall In normally means it hasn't been used since it was last cleaned

If the toilet seat is up in a bathroom stall In normally means it hasn't been used since it was last cleaned Actual Advice Mallard
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Condoms are too expensive? Your school, and clinics in your town give them away for free

Condoms are too expensive? Your school, and clinics in your town give them away for free Actual Advice Mallard
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The left lane is a passing lane, unless those in the left lane can turn left. Then you need to just slow the fuck down

The left lane is a passing lane, unless those in the left lane can turn left. Then you need to just slow the fuck down Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to go out with a bartender? Come in with food 30 minutes before closing and offer to share with them

Want to go out with a bartender? Come in with food 30 minutes before closing and offer to share with them Actual Advice Mallard
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need karma at night? title your post something that the Americans can't resist clicking on

need karma at night? title your post something that the Americans can't resist clicking on Actual Advice Mallard
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Iphone 5 charger not connecting properly? Straighten a paperclip and gently dig around in the port. You'll be amazed at how much lint has built up

Iphone 5 charger not connecting properly? Straighten a paperclip and gently dig around in the port. You'll be amazed at how much lint has built up Actual Advice Mallard
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