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Don't breathe manually You might have trouble stopping

Don't breathe manually You might have trouble stopping  Actual Advice Mallard

go see iron man 3 (and the after credit clip isn't worth the wait IMO)

go see iron man 3 (and the after credit clip isn't worth the wait IMO)  Actual Advice Mallard

If your going out drinking Leave a glass of water beside your bed. When you wake up dehydrated you wont have to get out of bed.

If your going out drinking Leave a glass of water beside your bed. When you wake up dehydrated you wont have to get out of bed.  Actual Advice Mallard

Eating Pizza Rolls? bite the corner first, so that it doesnt burst in random directions

Eating Pizza Rolls? bite the corner first, so that it doesnt burst in random directions  Actual Advice Mallard

snsd plagiat chibi? haha..lu tinggal di planet mana sih?

snsd plagiat chibi? haha..lu tinggal di planet mana sih?  Actual Advice Mallard

When texting two girls that you know are friends Tell them the same thing. They're probably communicating.

When texting two girls that you know are friends  Tell them the same thing. They're probably communicating.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you live alone, Don't flush your toilet until the end of the day, unless it contains feces.

If you live alone, Don't flush your toilet until the end of the day, unless it contains feces.  Actual Advice Mallard

The best way to give a handjob Is with your mouth

The best way to give a handjob  Is with your mouth  Actual Advice Mallard

Put your scrambled eggs through a strainer before you cook them It improves the texture, and when you see whats leftover you'll never eat unstrained eggs again

Put your scrambled eggs through a strainer before you cook them It improves the texture, and when you see whats leftover you'll never eat unstrained eggs again  Actual Advice Mallard

When facing muggers Give 'em the F sign. They'll back off

When facing muggers Give 'em the F sign. They'll back off  Actual Advice Mallard
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