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Don't drive your truck In L.A.

Don't drive your truck In L.A.  Actual Advice Mallard

When walking around in unsafe areas at night, wear dark clothes and hooded sweatshirt Criminals tend not to start shit with other apparent criminals

When walking around in unsafe areas at night, wear dark clothes and hooded sweatshirt Criminals tend not to start shit with other apparent criminals  Actual Advice Mallard

don't go to india.

 don't go to india.  Actual Advice Mallard

Knowing someone is an atheist and saying you'll pray for them Is like knowing someone is a vegetarian and throwing meat all over their salad

Knowing someone is an atheist and saying you'll pray for them Is like knowing someone is a vegetarian and throwing meat all over their salad  Actual Advice Mallard

Beaver's ENEMY

Beaver's ENEMY  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are overweight, get out there and lose it every single aspect of your life will get better

If you are overweight, get out there and lose it every single aspect of your life will get better  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like to drink espresso instead of coffee ask them to make the shots long, and enjoy your full cup of espresso.

If you like to drink espresso instead of coffee ask them to make the shots long, and enjoy your full cup of espresso.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're not man enough to buy condoms You're not man enough to have sex

If you're not man enough to buy condoms You're not man enough to have sex   Actual Advice Mallard

father's day this is your 2 week notice

father's day this is your 2 week notice  Actual Advice Mallard

On average long distance relationships Don't work.

On average long distance relationships  Don't work.  Actual Advice Mallard
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