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I started typing my important papers in my e mail Now they never get lost when my computer crashes

I started typing my important papers in my e mail Now they never get lost when my computer crashes Actual Advice Mallard
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Driving? Use your fucking signal!

Driving? Use your fucking signal! Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep the packaging for your electronics It can be reused when moving

Keep the packaging for your electronics It can be reused when moving Actual Advice Mallard
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Text her asking for a naked picture because she'll think you're a pig and leave you alone, or she'll actually send you one WIN-WIN

Text her asking for a naked picture because she'll think you're a pig and leave you alone, or she'll actually send you one WIN-WIN Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat slowly and take small bites It takes 30 minutes for you stomach to signal its full, eating fast therefore causes overeating and smaller bites register as more food to your brain which causes you to be satisfied with less food

Eat slowly and take small bites It takes 30 minutes for you stomach to signal its full, eating fast therefore causes overeating and smaller bites register as more food to your brain which causes you to be satisfied with less food Actual Advice Mallard
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If you steal food from a petrol station Don't come back less than half an hour later expecting fuel

If you steal food from a petrol station Don't come back less than half an hour later expecting fuel Actual Advice Mallard
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Freeze coffee in an ice tray You can then make iced coffee without it being watered down

Freeze coffee in an ice tray You can then make iced coffee without it being watered down Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're being bothered by wasps at an outdoor get together Open up a recently emptied bottle of soda and leave it a few feet away from the party. They'll all fly in, but won't be able to get out.

If you're being bothered by wasps at an outdoor get together Open up a recently emptied bottle of soda and leave it a few feet away from the party. They'll all fly in, but won't be able to get out. Actual Advice Mallard
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Divorce doesn't mean she'll take half your stuff She'll take all of the crap you both bought together after she threw away all of your stuff.

Divorce doesn't mean she'll take half your stuff She'll take all of the crap you both bought together after she threw away all of your stuff. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do you have a smartphone? Then enter in Mother's Day with a reminder and turn on reoccurrence yearly.

Do you have a smartphone? Then enter in Mother's Day with a reminder and turn on reoccurrence yearly. Actual Advice Mallard
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