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If a dvd won't let you skip the previews Go digital download no previews what so ever

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews Go digital download no previews what so ever  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to earn points with your s.o.'s family? send flowers to their mother / grandmother for mother's day

Want to earn points with your s.o.'s family? send flowers to their mother / grandmother for mother's day  Actual Advice Mallard

If an entry-level marketing job description features the phrase "not a pyramid scheme" it's a pyramid scheme

If an entry-level marketing job description features the phrase

buy the thinnest pasta it tastes the same and cooks faster

buy the thinnest pasta it tastes the same and cooks faster  Actual Advice Mallard

The Mythbusters proved that when flushing, the particles from the toilet fly into the air Keep the lid closed at all times so that your stuff doesn't get those particles

The Mythbusters proved that when flushing, the particles from the toilet fly into the air Keep the lid closed at all times so that your stuff doesn't get those particles  Actual Advice Mallard

Say "This makes me laugh every time" To get away with posting obvious reposts

Say

Masturbate

 Masturbate  Actual Advice Mallard

Link you are submitting has already been submitted? Add "?" and then any combination of letters to the end and reddit will think it is a different link

Link you are submitting has already been submitted? Add

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bad breath? Brush your fucking teeth

bad breath? Brush your fucking teeth  Actual Advice Mallard
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