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if your jobless and are looking for a job you should put in no less than 5 applications a day

if your jobless and are looking for a job you should put in no less than 5 applications a day Actual Advice Mallard
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End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating

End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating Actual Advice Mallard
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If you murder someone and are thinking about confessing on reddit don't

If you murder someone and are thinking about confessing on reddit don't Actual Advice Mallard
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Like how your S.O. looks in fancy clothing? Take them out and give them a reason to wear it.

Like how your S.O. looks in fancy clothing? Take them out and give them a reason to wear it. Actual Advice Mallard
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embarrassed about buying certain personal hygiene products? buy them at the supermarket, not the drug store, and use the self checkout

embarrassed about buying certain personal hygiene products? buy them at the supermarket, not the drug store, and use the self checkout Actual Advice Mallard
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Make your post title an inside joke about your post and receive karma from redditors that now feel smarter for understanding it

Make your post title an inside joke about your post and receive karma from redditors that now feel smarter for understanding it Actual Advice Mallard
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Getting bored while reading a textbook? Read it in your head with Morgan Freeman's voice

Getting bored while reading a textbook? Read it in your head with Morgan Freeman's voice Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Date women that have poor relationships with their fathers You have a statistically significant chance of running into a serious cunt.

Don't Date women that have poor relationships with their fathers You have a statistically significant chance of running into a serious cunt. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want some extra food when you go out to eat Go to the restaurant when they are about to close. They will put more on your plate in order to not waste the food they have left.

If you want some extra food when you go out to eat Go to the restaurant when they are about to close. They will put more on your plate in order to not waste the food they have left. Actual Advice Mallard
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Drink a full glass of water before you go to sleep at night when your alarm goes off in the morning you will have to get out of bed to piss.

Drink a full glass of water before you go to sleep at night when your alarm goes off in the morning you will have to get out of bed to piss. Actual Advice Mallard
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