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Want to quit smoking? when you have a craving, drink hot sauce. your brain reacts to the burn, not the craving

Want to quit smoking? when you have a craving, drink hot sauce. your brain reacts to the burn, not the craving Actual Advice Mallard
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If you've committed murder Turn yourself in

If you've committed murder Turn yourself in Actual Advice Mallard
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eat chicken not duck

eat chicken not duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you dont want 9gag to steal your reddit posts, upload a gif They can't support .gif pictures

If you dont want 9gag to steal your reddit posts, upload a gif They can't support .gif pictures Actual Advice Mallard
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Do you like cream and sugar in your coffee? Add them first, then pour your coffee. No stirring required.

Do you like cream and sugar in your coffee? Add them first, then pour your coffee. No stirring required. Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever you get a drink from a bartender, free or not tip them

Whenever you get a drink from a bartender, free or not tip them Actual Advice Mallard
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When you join the NFL, plan on leaving a legacy not the OJ simpson kind though, more like the joe montana kind

When you join the NFL, plan on leaving a legacy not the OJ simpson kind though, more like the joe montana kind Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to break up with your girlfriend but haven't got the balls to tell her step in dog shit and use her toothbrush to clean it off, then admit to doing it.

If you want to break up with your girlfriend but haven't got the balls to tell her step in dog shit and use her toothbrush to clean it off, then admit to doing it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Use a can opener to open blister packaging It's easier and you won't cut your fingers.

Use a can opener to open blister packaging It's easier and you won't cut your fingers. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have stray bullets coming into your home You should find a new home

If you have stray bullets coming into your home You should find a new home Actual Advice Mallard
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