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If she never farted in front of you It wasn't a real relationship

If she never farted in front of you It wasn't a real relationship Actual Advice Mallard
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Fap with baby wipes It feels delightful, clean up is a breeze and you are washing you or junk during the process

Fap with baby wipes It feels delightful, clean up is a breeze and you are washing you or junk during the process Actual Advice Mallard
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If I'm nice and give you food after we're closed don't call and complain the next day

If I'm nice and give you food after we're closed don't call and complain the next day Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take legal advice from me Laws are different in every state

Don't take legal advice from me Laws are different in every state Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in an abusive relationship with a woman who baits anger out of you stop replying to her calls and texts and be happy as the best revenge

If you're in an abusive relationship with a woman who baits anger out of you stop replying to her calls and texts and be happy as the best revenge Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't post anything about your ex on reddit Half will agree with you half will make you look like a total asshole

Don't post anything about your ex on reddit Half will agree with you half will make you look like a total asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to make a scumbag Steve/Stacy about your significant other IT IS TIME TO LEAVE THEM

If you have to make a scumbag Steve/Stacy about your significant other IT IS TIME TO LEAVE THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find a drivers license, drop it in the mail. It will be delivered back to its owner as is

If you find a drivers license, drop it in the mail. It will be delivered back to its owner as is Actual Advice Mallard
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Every government ever has taken advantage of its citizens to better the top percentage of its people.

Every government ever has taken advantage of its citizens to better the top percentage of its people. Actual Advice Mallard
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This sunday is mother's day

This sunday is mother's day Actual Advice Mallard
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