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Go out and buy your girlfriend a valentine's day card today So that you're not buying a "Happy 60th" the day of

Go out and buy your girlfriend a valentine's day card today So that you're not buying a

If you want people to like you... Ask them lots of questions about themselves and keep the conversation all about them

If you want people to like you... Ask them lots of questions about themselves and keep the conversation all about them  Actual Advice Mallard

paranoid your teacher will judge you for putting the real date you started the homework? put the date the assignment is due instead.

paranoid your teacher will judge you for putting the real date you started the homework? put the date the assignment is due instead.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand musicians Musicians understand other musicians and they hate each other

Don't try to understand musicians Musicians understand other musicians and they hate each other
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FREEZE GRAPES TO CHILL WHITE WINE WITHOUT WATERING IT DOWN

FREEZE GRAPES TO CHILL WHITE WINE WITHOUT WATERING IT DOWN  Actual Advice Mallard

you should shave before going out in a dress like that And I don't mean your legs

you should shave  before going out in a dress like that And I don't mean your legs  Actual Advice Mallard

If she talks about her ex-boyfriend on the first date chances are she isn't over him.

If she talks about her ex-boyfriend on the first date chances are she isn't over him.  Actual Advice Mallard

If she uMMM..... sORRY KIDS! ADvice duck has nothing to say

If she 
uMMM..... sORRY KIDS! ADvice duck has nothing to say  Actual Advice Mallard

when a friend asks for help with gas money after giving multiple rides dont bitch at them when they total up how much money they should have gotten , it gets you no where

when a friend asks for help with gas money after giving multiple rides  dont bitch at them when they total up how much money they should have gotten , it gets you no where  Actual Advice Mallard

ELA VIROU-SE PRA MIM E DISSE EU CHUPO BICOS

ELA VIROU-SE PRA MIM E DISSE EU CHUPO BICOS  Actual Advice Mallard
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