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Odd things your lover does that you think are 'cute' today will bug the living piss out of you in 10 years

Odd things your lover does that you think are 'cute' today will bug the living piss out of you in 10 years  Actual Advice Mallard

If you hate condoms Then maybe you need to check if the condoms you use are actually your size

If you hate condoms Then maybe you need to check if the condoms you use are actually your size  Actual Advice Mallard

On your birthday, want to know a good way to see who your real friends and family are? Delete your facebook and see who calls

On your birthday, want to know a good way to see who your real friends and family are? Delete your facebook and see who calls  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't cheat Even if your relationship is in a slum, it will be the worst mistake of your life

Don't cheat Even if your relationship is in a slum, it will be the worst mistake of your life  Actual Advice Mallard

browse ticket prices on orbitz to see which airline is cheapest then buy tickets directly from the airline website to get the best deal

browse ticket prices on orbitz to see which airline is cheapest then buy tickets directly from the airline website to get the best deal  Actual Advice Mallard

If you meet a new girl and she leaves her current boyfriend for you There's a good chance in the future she'll leave you for her new boyfriend

If you meet a new girl and she leaves her current boyfriend for you There's a good chance in the future she'll leave you for her new boyfriend  Actual Advice Mallard

Put a heart on your crush wall if her bestfriends like it, she likes you

Put a heart on your crush wall if her bestfriends like it, she likes you  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want to copy-paste wikipedia directly, use simple.wikipedia.org/...

if you don't want to copy-paste wikipedia directly, use simple.wikipedia.org/...  Actual Advice Mallard

always wear your seatbelt because yolo

always wear your seatbelt because yolo  Actual Advice Mallard

After having sex Piss sitting down

After having sex Piss sitting down  Actual Advice Mallard
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