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when you buy a new t.v put it in your neighbor's trash so you dont get robed

when you buy a new t.v put it in your neighbor's trash so you dont get robed Actual Advice Mallard
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Need a little more caffeine in the Morning? Drink a light roast coffee

Need a little more caffeine in the Morning? Drink a light roast coffee Actual Advice Mallard
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Watch yourself in the mirror when you're brushing your tongue. You're less likely to gag

Watch yourself in the mirror when you're brushing your tongue. You're less likely to gag Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate youtube age restrictions? change "/watch?v=" to "/v/" in the url

Hate youtube age restrictions? change
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Don't marry someone you can live with marry someone who you can't live without

Don't marry someone you can live with marry someone who you can't live without Actual Advice Mallard
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Awkward boner in public? Stretch your thigh muscles like you would in a big yawn, the blood will flow away from your penis

Awkward boner in public? Stretch your thigh muscles like you would in a big yawn, the blood will flow away from your penis Actual Advice Mallard
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make sure to stimulate your clit/get very wet before getting penetrated for the first time you won't be as tight and it won't hurt

make sure to stimulate your clit/get very wet before getting penetrated for the first time you won't be as tight and it won't hurt Actual Advice Mallard
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Never Fall in love With the girl you're just trying to sleep with

Never Fall in love With the girl you're just trying to sleep with Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate hanging out with your in-laws? Always offer to cook and do the dishes. You will keep a good relationship with them and wont have to talk to them.

Hate hanging out with your in-laws? Always offer to cook and do the dishes. You will keep a good relationship with them and wont have to talk to them. Actual Advice Mallard
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When a woman says, "Oh, that's not a hickey, i just burned myself with my hair straightener" SHE's lying

When a woman says,
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