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Arrive at your hotel before check-in and want your room earlier? Sleep in the lobby. Most hotels will do their best to get you into your room just to get you out of the lobby.

Arrive at your hotel before check-in and want your room earlier? Sleep in the lobby. Most hotels will do their best to get you into your room just to get you out of the lobby. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a sap about buying condoms order them online

If you're a sap about buying condoms order them online Actual Advice Mallard
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Bite your cheek? Gargle with salt water. It's a natural antiseptic and helps stop bleeding.

Bite your cheek? Gargle with salt water. It's a natural antiseptic and helps stop bleeding. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never listen to my advice

Never listen to my advice Actual Advice Mallard
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DJ BEPOW GIT YA SICK DUCKED

DJ BEPOW GIT YA SICK DUCKED Actual Advice Mallard
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If you put change in your pocket and hear a weird sound check it, there's most likely a 1964 quarter in there

If you put change in your pocket and hear a weird sound check it, there's most likely a 1964 quarter in there Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're about to shit your pants Don't wait for permission to use the bathroom

If you're about to shit your pants Don't wait for permission to use the bathroom Actual Advice Mallard
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When you're stopped in traffic or at a red light stay a ways behind the next car If it stalls or breaks down you want to easily be able to get around it.

When you're stopped in traffic or at a red light stay a ways behind the next car If it stalls or breaks down you want to easily be able to get around it. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you pee before you have to pee, you'll never have to pee

if you pee before you have to pee, you'll never have to pee Actual Advice Mallard
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In a relationship The power lies with whoever cares the least.

In a relationship The power lies with whoever cares the least. Actual Advice Mallard
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