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If you don't like her Don't fuck her

If you don't like her Don't fuck her  Actual Advice Mallard

Men often say that a womans place is in the kitchen Just remember that's where all the knives are

Men often say that a womans place is in the kitchen Just remember that's where all the knives are  Actual Advice Mallard

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le listening to a duck le should go ham instead #yougongetthiswork  Actual Advice Mallard

While we are all in the mood to wash our balls and vagina Spend some time cleaning the bottom of your feet. Just because they are getting wet in the shower, doesn't mean they are getting clean.

While we are all in the mood to wash our balls and vagina Spend some time cleaning the bottom of your feet. Just because they are getting wet in the shower, doesn't mean they are getting clean.  Actual Advice Mallard

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quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack  Actual Advice Mallard

When in dating site Dont say that you are unemployed

When in dating site Dont say that you are unemployed  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're thinking of posting a funny conversation you had irl on facebook don't

If you're thinking of posting a funny conversation you had irl on facebook don't  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to keep asking friends if you are fat You probably are

If you have to keep asking friends if you are fat You probably are  Actual Advice Mallard

If you never want to be late always round the current time up to the closest 10

If you never want to be late always round the current time up to the closest 10  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because they hang out with shitty people doesn't mean they are a shitty person.

Just because they hang out with shitty people doesn't mean they are a shitty person.  Actual Advice Mallard
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