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If you can't decide whether or not to have sex with someone Masturbate, Reevaluate

If you can't decide whether or not to have sex with someone Masturbate, Reevaluate Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to the pool with your so Use the family changing room to share lockers

If you are going to the pool with your so Use the family changing room to share lockers Actual Advice Mallard
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don't buy "hangover cures". Before going to bed drunk drink a liter of water

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If you ever want to prove that a christian doesn't truly believe in their god. Tell them you can send them to Heaven but they have to die. Then stand by and watch how not one christian will take the offer.

If you ever want to prove that a christian doesn't truly believe in their god. Tell them you can send them to Heaven but they have to die. Then stand by and watch how not one christian will take the offer. Actual Advice Mallard
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Put Hydrogen Peroxide on Ant Bites It will dry them out and stop the itching instantly

Put Hydrogen Peroxide on Ant Bites It will dry them out and stop the itching instantly Actual Advice Mallard
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If You have built up sinus pressure Go to the sink, cup your hands together and inhale the water through your nose

If You have built up sinus pressure Go to the sink, cup your hands together and inhale the water through your nose Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're not absolutely certain she will say, "Yes." then it's too soon to propose to your girlfriend

If you're not absolutely certain she will say,
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DON'T IGNORE YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS

DON'T IGNORE YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're being tailgated too close turn on your windshield washer fluid

If you're being tailgated too close turn on your windshield washer fluid Actual Advice Mallard
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Never turn down your wife or girlfriend when she wants sex It sets a dangerous precedent

Never turn down your wife or girlfriend when she wants sex It sets a dangerous precedent Actual Advice Mallard
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