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stand near the sound booth That's where the audio engineer is mixing to, giving you the most objective sound

stand near the sound booth That's where the audio engineer is mixing to, giving you the most objective sound Actual Advice Mallard
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Embarrassed to buy condoms/lube Order on Amazon

Embarrassed to buy condoms/lube Order on Amazon Actual Advice Mallard
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Certain kinds of vinegar can help lower your cholesterol when you drink them daily.

Certain kinds of vinegar can help lower your cholesterol when you drink them daily. Actual Advice Mallard
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Put your ice cream container in a zip-lock bag to keep the ice cream cold but soft in the freezer

Put your ice cream container in a zip-lock bag to keep the ice cream cold but soft in the freezer Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a sore on your tongue Put some salt on it for a few minutes.

If you have a sore on your tongue Put some salt on it for a few minutes. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you spread your butt cheeks when you need to fart it will come out silently

If you spread your butt cheeks when you need to fart it will come out silently Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried the Police will find the body? Dont Murder people

Worried the Police will find the body? Dont Murder people Actual Advice Mallard
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never send a dick pic never send a dick pic no dick pics do not ever send a dick pic if a girl sends you a naked photo of her, she wants you to tell her she looks awesome. do not send a dick pic

never send a dick pic never send a dick pic no dick pics do not ever send a dick pic if a girl sends you a naked photo of her, she wants you to tell her she looks awesome. do not send a dick pic Actual Advice Mallard
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when posting on reddit, always ask yourself: would I downvote this?

when posting on reddit, always ask yourself: would I downvote this? Actual Advice Mallard
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if you think something with a woman is either gonna go over really well or its going to crash and burn its going to crash and burn.

if you think something with a woman is either gonna go over really well or its going to crash and burn its going to crash and burn. Actual Advice Mallard
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