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You will make and lose many friends, you will make and lose girlfriends But you only have one brother, take care of him

You will make and lose many friends, you will make and lose girlfriends But you only have one brother, take care of him Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to avoid reddit stalkers from finding out too much about you? Do not use a username or post pictures that you use on any other social media.

Want to avoid reddit stalkers from finding out too much about you? Do not use a username or post pictures that you use on any other social media. Actual Advice Mallard
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Watch Good Eats

Watch Good Eats Actual Advice Mallard
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HONK!

HONK! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a cat Stay away from chinatown

If you're a cat Stay away from chinatown Actual Advice Mallard
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If you go to a party, ALWAYS BRING A CONDOM. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU GET LUCKY! I DID YESTERDAY AND NOW I HAVE A FUCKING DISEASE. TAKE MY ADVICE. IT WILL NOT RUIN YOU OKAY. IT RUINED ME AND OH SHIT I AM GONNA DIE. IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD. RING THE

If you go to a party, ALWAYS BRING A CONDOM. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU GET LUCKY! I DID YESTERDAY AND NOW I HAVE A FUCKING DISEASE. TAKE MY ADVICE. IT WILL NOT RUIN YOU OKAY. IT RUINED ME AND OH SHIT I AM GONNA DIE. IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD. RING THE Actual Advice Mallard
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guys, if you want great relationship treat girls like you would want your daughter to be treated

guys, if you want great relationship treat girls like you would want your daughter to be treated Actual Advice Mallard
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there are places where prostitution is legal. also: sluts

there are places where prostitution is legal. also: sluts Actual Advice Mallard
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before you take a crap always check the toilet paper

before you take a crap always check the toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of answering customers service questions while on hold? Just press "0" for operator to speak with a representative

Tired of answering customers service questions while on hold? Just press
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