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If you're trying to lose weight Eat meals on side plates instead of dinner plates to control portion size

If you're trying to lose weight Eat meals on side plates instead of dinner plates to control portion size Actual Advice Mallard
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think girls don't like you because you're nice? you're boring

think girls don't like you because you're nice? you're boring Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ever masturbate dry, use lube, relax, and take it slow This will increase sensitivity, cum more, and most importantly, increases longevity

Don't ever masturbate dry, use lube, relax, and take it slow This will increase sensitivity, cum more, and most importantly, increases longevity Actual Advice Mallard
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Never, Ever Make eye contact with another person peeing in a public urinal

Never, Ever Make eye contact with another person peeing in a public urinal Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a stuffy nose? squeeze your toes with two fingers for a temporary fix

Have a stuffy nose? squeeze your toes with two fingers for a temporary fix Actual Advice Mallard
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The Euro will break up. Plan for it. Make you arrangements, put your savings in a safe place. Work out the effect on your business and job. Be risk averse. And don't act all surprised when it happens and your pension fund gets a hammering. The politician

The Euro will break up. Plan for it. Make you arrangements, put your savings in a safe place. Work out the effect on your business and job. Be risk averse. And don't act all surprised when it happens and your pension fund gets a hammering. The politician Actual Advice Mallard
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You want a higher marshmallow count in your lucky charms? shake the box before pouring the cereal to allow the marshmallows to come to the top

You want a higher marshmallow count in your lucky charms? shake the box before pouring the cereal to allow the marshmallows to come to the top Actual Advice Mallard
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If you forgot your wall charger See if the TV has a USB plug, it will charge your device

If you forgot your wall charger See if the TV has a USB plug, it will charge your device Actual Advice Mallard
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When traveling in Eastern Block Countries Do not assume drivers will stop at pedestrian crossings

When traveling in Eastern Block Countries Do not assume drivers will stop at pedestrian crossings Actual Advice Mallard
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Giving up your guns makes sense I mean, how would you like it if we could shoot back?

Giving up your guns makes sense I mean, how would you like it if we could shoot back? Actual Advice Mallard
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