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Use a sticky note on your keyboard to clean out any crumbs that are stuck between the keys

Use a sticky note on your keyboard to clean out any crumbs that are stuck between the keys  Actual Advice Mallard

After you get married You can either be right, or happy. never both.

After you get married You can either be right, or happy. never both.  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever a girl burst out in tears and then says says “Im fine.” DO NOT believe her. *shes lying*

Whenever a girl burst out in tears and then says says “Im fine.”  DO NOT believe her. *shes lying*  Actual Advice Mallard

If she cheated with you She'll cheat on you

If she cheated with you She'll cheat on you  Actual Advice Mallard

Find yourself walking in a dark alley at night? Just don't do it. That shit is dangerous.

Find yourself walking in a dark alley at night? Just don't do it. That shit is dangerous.  Actual Advice Mallard

Delete your Facebook

Delete your Facebook  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a can of pop or beer that you want cold quick? Surround it with a bag of frozen peas/corn and leave it for 30 minutes in the freezer

Have a can of pop or beer that you want cold quick? Surround it with a bag of frozen peas/corn and leave it for 30 minutes in the freezer   Actual Advice Mallard

BEFRIENDING A CAT? DON'T MAKE ANY EYE CONTACT. BLINK SLOWLY & KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED TO SHOW SUBMISSION. THE CAT WILL TRUST YOU.

BEFRIENDING A CAT?  DON'T MAKE ANY EYE CONTACT. BLINK SLOWLY & KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED TO SHOW SUBMISSION.  THE CAT WILL TRUST YOU.  Actual Advice Mallard

Perfect Pizza Everytime Fuck digiorno, buy a damn pizza oven!

Perfect Pizza Everytime Fuck digiorno, 
buy a damn pizza oven!   Actual Advice Mallard

How to keep your job STFU about politics/religion

How to keep your job STFU about politics/religion  Actual Advice Mallard
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