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Wash your hair first when showering So you can leave the conditioner in while you wash your body

Wash your hair first when showering So you can leave the conditioner in while you wash your body  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to stay clean? Take a shower every day!

Want to stay clean? Take a shower every day!  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to ask a question on a popular reddit post? Ctrl-F to see if it has already been asked

Want to ask a question on a popular reddit post? Ctrl-F to see if it has already been asked  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't lie

 Don't lie  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't bring men to your level ladies We're already emotional as it is!

Don't bring men to your level ladies We're already emotional as it is!  Actual Advice Mallard

too long to read? copy paste text in google translate and click the listen button.

too long to read? copy paste text in google translate and click the listen button.  Actual Advice Mallard

Life is too short for bad food, Cheap wine, and men with small dicks

Life is too short for bad food, Cheap wine, and men with small dicks  Actual Advice Mallard

If every car infront of you keeps doing a brake check Then slow down and stop tailgating them you stupid asshole.

If every car infront of you keeps doing a brake check Then slow down and stop tailgating them you stupid asshole.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't trim your mustache while wet It'll end up shorter than you expected

Don't trim your mustache while wet It'll end up shorter than you expected  Actual Advice Mallard

Ok... u, stupid bitch...for the last time i dont like fucking chicken...

Ok... u, stupid bitch...for the last time i dont like fucking chicken...  Actual Advice Mallard
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