Actual Advice Mallard

To avoid unfortunate mix-ups Use the same pet names for your wife and your mistress

To avoid unfortunate mix-ups Use the same pet names for your wife and your mistress  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't bring a baby to the movies

Don't bring a baby to the movies  Actual Advice Mallard

"eisai malakas" dont try to translate this phrase

if you're the only girl at a party leave

if you're the only girl at a party leave  Actual Advice Mallard

Spend more time around family and friends Videogames will stick around longer than they will

Spend more time around family and friends Videogames will stick around longer than they will  Actual Advice Mallard

Never scratch pinch and roll

Never scratch  pinch and roll  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use animated memes They're pointless and the load times will irritate most redditors

Don't use animated memes They're pointless and the load times will irritate most redditors  Actual Advice Mallard

if you respond to a comment from captionbot its time to go outside

if you respond to a comment from captionbot its time to go outside  Actual Advice Mallard

If Lakers want to win some games kobe must pass the ball and stop bitchin' how everybody else is to blame

If Lakers want to win some games kobe must pass the ball and stop bitchin' how everybody else is to blame  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to know how long you have been a redditor? Look at when your GPA started to decline

Want to know how long you have been a redditor? Look at when your GPA started to decline  Actual Advice Mallard
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