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talk to old people they have the best stories

talk to old people they have the best stories Actual Advice Mallard
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Hairy pits/ belly/ crotch? SHAVE!

Hairy pits/ belly/ crotch? SHAVE! Actual Advice Mallard
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Be sure to marry an ugly woman because a pretty woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you too, but who cares?

Be sure to marry an ugly woman because a pretty woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you too, but who cares? Actual Advice Mallard
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Never sweat what you said at a job interview they made a decision way before it

Never sweat what you said at a job interview they made a decision way before it Actual Advice Mallard
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DON'T SKIP LESSONS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A LEGITIMATE REASON ONCE YOU SKIP THE FIRST ONE IT BECOMES EASIER TO CONTINUE SKIPPING, WHICH MAY RESULT IN BEING VERY BEHIND ON WORK

DON'T SKIP LESSONS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A LEGITIMATE REASON ONCE YOU SKIP THE FIRST ONE IT BECOMES EASIER TO CONTINUE SKIPPING, WHICH MAY RESULT IN BEING VERY BEHIND ON WORK Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls are like Pokemon You need balls to catch them!

Girls are like Pokemon You need balls to catch them! Actual Advice Mallard
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giant bug-eyed sunglasses are a failsafe identifier of she-douchery.

giant bug-eyed sunglasses are a failsafe identifier of she-douchery. Actual Advice Mallard
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Follow up a job application a few days later It shows that you're interested

Follow up a job application a few days later It shows that you're interested Actual Advice Mallard
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NEVER USE HAND SANITIZER AS A LUBRICANT YOU WILL BURN FOR DAYS

NEVER USE HAND SANITIZER AS A LUBRICANT YOU WILL BURN FOR DAYS Actual Advice Mallard
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Duck face you're doing it wrong!

Duck face you're doing it wrong! Actual Advice Mallard
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