quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Actual Advice Mallard

Never waste a boner when you're older, they don't come around often enough.

Never waste a boner when you're older, they don't come around often enough. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

Want to have ultimate authority? Use this meme

Want to have ultimate authority? Use this meme Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

Need to pee after sex or masturbation? Manually open your peehole with your fingers first to avoid a double stream

Need to pee after sex or masturbation? Manually open your peehole with your fingers first to avoid a double stream Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

Leave some liquor in bottles fruit flies are alcoholics. they'll drown themselves in it.

Leave some liquor in bottles fruit flies are alcoholics. they'll drown themselves in it. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

drive safely and use road etiquette All the time

drive safely and use road etiquette All the time Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

If you're going to take "Sexy Selfies" in your bathroom mirror... Clean the soap, toothpaste, and hairspray off the damn mirror

If you're going to take
add your own caption

222 shares

nervous for a date? masturbate

nervous for a date? masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

Stop automatically assuming the worst in people. You won't have to confess so much in the form of a bear.

Stop automatically assuming the worst in people. You won't have to confess so much in the form of a bear. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

Never trust a fart as you get older you might be in for a juicy surprise

Never trust a fart as you get older you might be in for a juicy surprise Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

type [[Reddit]] on facebook chat to create the reddit alien

type [[Reddit]] on facebook chat to create the reddit alien Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

222 shares

Like us for More!