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If you have no gossip in your life It's because no one cares about you enough

If you have no gossip in your life It's because no one cares about you enough Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't scratch your balls after using tiger balm just don't

Don't scratch your balls after using tiger balm just don't Actual Advice Mallard
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can you quack like a duck when you suck

can you quack like a duck when you suck Actual Advice Mallard
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if you don't make a joke about something being free you're more likely to get it for free

if you don't make a joke about something being free you're more likely to get it for free Actual Advice Mallard
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Feeling down? Don't go on r/baww for an hour and a half

Feeling down? Don't go on r/baww for an hour and a half Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see a post either on facebook or reddit looking for a lost person and find them Call the police not the person looking, you can't be sure what his/her motives are

If you see a post either on facebook or reddit looking for a lost person and find them Call the police not the person looking, you can't be sure what his/her motives are Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Masturbate with Soap It will burn your pee hole

Don't Masturbate with Soap It will burn your pee hole Actual Advice Mallard
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If your twin bro has a girlfriend she likes you too

If your twin bro has a girlfriend she likes you too Actual Advice Mallard
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Pretend you lost your phone, and ask if you can use hers to call and try to find it Now you not only have her number, but you have an excuse to text her later so you can tell her you found your phone and thank her for helping

Pretend you lost your phone, and ask if you can use hers to call and try to find it Now you not only have her number, but you have an excuse to text her later so you can tell her you found your phone and thank her for helping Actual Advice Mallard
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In the shower? Can't remember if you've already washed your hair? Pull lightly on a few strands of hair using your thumb and finger, if it squeaks you've washed it!

In the shower? Can't remember if you've already washed your hair? Pull lightly on a few strands of hair using your thumb and finger, if it squeaks you've washed it! Actual Advice Mallard
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